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Winter 2018

Highlights in this Edition include:
On-Line EP, "Bright Ideas Vol 4", Current Single "Safe Space"; Most Recent CD "Dutch Oven";  New Videos, Jokes,
and That's About It

Welcom espalda, los hierros de los neumáticos!.

Gregg Koval Bright Ideas Volume 4 coverIt's that time of year for a Winter update.  Where does the time go?  I had a Fall updated drafted but I didn't get around to posting it.  It's basically the same stuff only I changed Fall to Winter at the top.

A few things new since last update too.  Bright Ideas Volume 5 is almost done and I'm shooting for an end of the year release (I wanted to have it out in October but I won't make that since it's November).  I might put 5 songs on there just because it's Volume 5.  I got 10 I'm working on so I'll put out the best 4 (or 5).  I figured I'd better do something this year.  The beginning of the year was spent on remixing my stuff from 2007-2013, and the rest of the year was spent learning other people's songs for the band but for a brief moment earlier in the year, I managed to make an EP worth of songs for my Soundtrack to the Seven Deadly SkullsHave a listen, and download the whole thing if you like.

I'm now a member of Ghost Note. We finally got a name and had our first gig on October 20th at the Lion's Head in Windsor.  I didn't want to mention anything earlier in case we stunk.  But we didn't.  We actually did surprisingly well. Anyways, things sounded good and I'm looking forward to playing with the guys again which is good since this will be my last band.  Heck, last year at this time I thought I was retired.  Also, being in the band was a great excuse to upgrade the gear (next paragraph).  Here's the Wastebook link to the Ghost Note page.

Since I needed a good amp for playing out, I bought a Roland BluesCube Stage (60W) and it's just great.  I liked it so much I got a BluesCube Hot (30W) for home.  I had to retire the Heil talkbox and I replaced it with an MXR Talk Box since those BluesCubes don't have a Speaker Out.  The MXR is really good though and I should have bought one years ago. I gave away my VOX Valvetronix 50 to celebrate the occasion but I still have a Spider IV amp to dump.  Man, that Line6 amp is awful.

I stopped listening to NPR (or NPC) in the mornings and I've actually been in a better mood because of it. If that station wasn't so far left-leaning (any extreme isn't any good), it might be enjoyable to listen to but I got tired of hearing the identity politics and constant race related stories. There's not a lot of content there. So I switched to WRCJ. It's not the peppiest thing to listen to in the morning, but even Showtunes are better than NPR and that ain't saying much...because I can't stand Showtunes (tres gay). And yes, I donated to them at pledge time. I'm not some kind of rubby-dub y'know.

Thanks to RadioSpaz for having me in their playlist.  I'm not even sure when my songs are going ti be played.  Even though I'm not a big sports fan except for hockey (Go Bruins), it's a funny site to listen to regardless.  Head on over.

Also, don't wear your sunglasses around your neck.  It makes you look ridiculous.

Articles

It's almost the Holidays and time for my favourite chairty: Goats For Kids.

If you're a 13 year old girl, don't read this next article, as it will spoil your illusions of your 2-dimensional hero, Taylor Swift.  It's been in the news lately, so here's my look at Streaming Digital Audio.

Taking a WHMIS test soon?  This article might help.

Spiritual Awakenings - Easter reminded me of it.

Russian Breakup Letter

Feel-good E-mails - Ever accidentally get those sob story e-mails that old ladies e-mail to each other?

Mysteries of the Sun

What's going to happen today?  Find out here with a little help from yourself.  Click here to read how to predict your future (pdf).

Doing a Jigsaw Puzzle.

Office Copier Brochures.

How Chain Letter E-mails Ruined My Life.

A Look at Staying Healthy - Part 1 and Part 2

 Thought

It's that time of year again when people start to wear shorts prematurely.  For some reason, when it's a high of 50 degrees outside, you're guaranteed to see some yo-yo wearing shorts.

So when is the time to wear shorts?  Simple; ask yourself: Will I sweat if I wear pants?  If the answer is "No" then put your pants on.  If the answer is "Yes" then go ahead, wear your shorts.

Random Song from Me

Beach Whistle coverBeach Whistle, my first "real" single, is available at CD Baby.  50 cents.  Why?  Because a dollar for file is a huge rip-off.  Anyways, it's a fun song, and at under 2 and half minutes, you could play it 12 times in half an hour.  Have a listen or watch the fairly boring video.  On a good note, I'm raising Beach Whistle Awareness since more than a few people asked me what a beach whistle is, so I have them look it up.  I'm not doing it for them.  These people are adults. 

I'm at all sorts of places

Twitter, CD Baby, YouTube, iTunes,

Remember that Bright Ideas - Volume 4 is available for sale at CD Baby as well as Dutch Oven.  Don't go to iTunes since their mark-up is ridiculous (all that extra money must go towards promoting terrorism).

Latest CD Release

Dutch Oven cover


Dutch Oven

available at CD Baby, iTunes and even Dr Disc.

Thanks to IndiePool for the printing the whole shrink-wrapped package.
Head on over to the Dutch Oven page.

Latest Video



 

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Songs

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If you are thinking about getting married but are unsure, ask yourself "What would Jesus do?"
Then remember that Jesus was never married.

As a joke I thought I'd sign up one of my mates to a gay dating website.
All was going well until the site came up with "E-mail address already in use"

Whenever I feel ill, I just go sit around the park for awhile and I instantly start feeling better.
I think it's the gazebo effect.

I brought a bunch of flowers for my first date with a vegan.
"That's really sweet," she said.
"Well I didn't know what you vegans ate."

I phoned the wife from work. "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you, and they're stabbing it?" I asked her.
"No?" she replied, sounding puzzled.
"How about now ...?"

I went to see a doctor about my premature ejaculation.
"Here's a simple tip," he said, "Think of your Grandma."
As I sat there holding my raging boner, I asked, "Ok, then what?"

My girlfriend complained that I treat her unfairly.
I said, "Geeze, someone woke up on the wrong side of the floor."

I was on a date with a gorgeous woman.
She said, "You're so funny. It feels so good to laugh. I haven't been able to laugh since my mother died."
I said, "You laughed when your mother died?"

I was in a job interview and the guy said, "What are your strengths?"
I said, "I'm not a very good listener."

Russia demands Internet users show ID to access public Wifi.
This is bad news for horny Russian brides everywhere.

I've never understood why the homeless look so miserable
It's not like they can get out the wrong side of the bed.

I can't say I'd find a better match than my wife.
Her cooking's perfect for my Bulimia

Which is more important, length or girth?
Turns out it's consent.

They've promoted that dwarf at work.
As if his head wasn't big enough already.

New releases this week at Blockbuster:
The staff.

I have sympathy for Justin Bieber throwing up during one of his gigs.
I'm sick of his music too.

My girlfriend thinks it's gross that I don't change my underwear everyday.
I think it's gross that she has to...

You know you're over weight when you get in the bath and the water in the toilet rises.

I was drinking at a bar last night when a waitress screamed... "Does anyone know CPR?"
I shouted "Hell, I know the whole alphabet."
Everyone laughed... Well everyone except this one guy.

Remind me, if I'm ever in hospital, make sure I'm never surrounded by my friends and family.
It usually doesn't end well.

As my wife lay dying in the hospital bed, she looked at me and said, "My life is flashing before my eyes."
"That's great," I replied. "See if you can spot where you lost my car keys last week."

Italy's nude statues covered for Iranian president's visit.
They may have made his 9 year old wife uncomfortable.

I was out with a woman on a date last night and she asked where I stood on abortion.
I said usually off to the side so I don't get blood on my shoes.
She left.

I spilled a bottle of Ritalin in my Ford Fiesta. Now it's a Ford Focus.

Feminism - The belief that women should be treated equally to men...
Except when women are treated better.

So a 103 year old man has married a 91 year old woman.
He couldn't find someone his own age?

I said to the doctor, "Could I have some tablets. I always get pains in my wrist after sex."
He said, "How long do they last?"
I said, "Usually until the police remove the handcuffs."

A man goes to the Doctor : He said "Doc I think I've got diabetes"
"What makes you think that?" replies the Doctor
"Well every time I fart I find candy floss in my underpants"

My Gran has diarrhoea. It's disgusting.
It almost made me want to take down the webcam in her bathroom. Almost.

After finding out that I had been having an affair my wife insisted that she would get her own back.
Two weeks later she confessed to sleeping with my best mate.
Jokes on her though, he's the one who gave me AIDS.

Although Stephen Hawking is disabled, he still remembers his first memory,
256k RAM

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.
But I laugh more.

Don't try to understand women.
Women understand women and they hate each other.

How do you get every woman you ask to agree to having dinner with you?
Move to Ethiopia.

"Are you going to read Neil Armstrong’s biography?"
"Nah, He dies in the end".

I always keep a golf club by the side of my bed when I'm asleep.
Just so if anyone breaks in, they'll know I play golf and that I'm too boring to have anything worth stealing.